Did you know that sperm is ejaculated at about 30mph,according to the RSA any speed above 30mph can seriously injure or even kill so I guess you ladies are lucky its 30mph.

The ejaculation contains on average about 6mls and has only 5 calories,

it's an ideal food source for those on a low calorie high protein diet, sex lowers stress, lowers blood pressure and improves self esteem and you'll improve your cardiovascular functioning as well as being a fantastic pastime and getting to meet great people like myself!

And ladies....sex causes the body to release endorphins which naturally reduce the pain of a headache so no excuses. And, as you ladies are great multi taskers why not have sex and a headache at the same time? 

And do the ladies know the Vagina is the same length as the ladies foot! Did you look at your foot?

And please don't be looking for cock videos ladies. Sending pussy pics is an instant block and please please dont be sending me random friend requests without at least chatting to me in the chat room for a month or after a coffee date....lol if you have a sense of humour you move to the top of the que, I'm a social creature and love the craic and banter here, I speak my mind too.

If you want me to look at you send a wink and I'll have a snoop, if I like what I see I'll send a message and we can take it from there. I have kick (spelled wrong) SparkieS4i

First impressions last they say....

I'm Sparkie, a 47 year old guy. I've been here before and decided to come back for a little excitement.

I'm in good enough shape, go to the gym regularly, I have all my own teeth and hair.

I'm looking for encounters with single ladies and couples.

I'm happy to meet a couple, I'm open to DP, Cuckholding, I'm not into any weird shit, not into pain or watersports so if you want me to dress up as a garden gnome and read paragraphs from Old Moores Almanac while I take you from behind it's not going to happen.

I have private pics and happy to share with the right people, I have cock pics but wont send unless you ask as I know if cock pics were currency all you women would be millionaires lol and the fellas wouldn't have a penny.

What I like:

I love breasts, big, small, perky, I love them all. 

I love curves and a lady who is happy about them. 

I'm not perfect nor do I expect you to be, this is not a catwalk audition.

Manners costs nothing, I expect you to be generous with them.

I like discretion, I dont want to know your address or phone number, I respect you have a life outside here, for that reason I wont ask any personal questions.

I like to meet before a meet, coffee, desert, it'll make us more relaxed with each other when we meet again, plus if you have any psycho tendencies it tends to surface over a coffee and I'll exit stage left.

What I dont like.....

Life is a two way street, if your going to look for a face pic, send one. I have pics and I expect you to as well, profiles with no pics are usually Male pic hunters, I'm also on  , which I share with the right people.

I dont like drinking on a meet, you can but I prefer a sober approach, it's far more enjoyable for me, one or two drinks are fine but if I wanted a session and a ride I'd just head to Coppers.

I dont like pushy demanding people

I dont like one liner messages.

In the past I've met single fems, couples and attended parties, I'm open to invites as well.

I'm happy to meet for coffee, if there are a few sparks we can take it further.

The odd time I've who's near on so if you wanna take a shot in the dark at the last minute try me but we'll swap pics first.

If you read this far you deserve a medal.