I am the craziest, goofiest, most insane, woman you will ever meet. I have millions of blond moments, and love every one of them. I act stupid and retarded, but I can be smart. I hate to argue, but I'm good at it. I am stubborn, but one smile from you and I'll probably give in. I'm not the thickest woman out there, and my hair never goes how I want it to. My face won't always be perfect, and I sometimes let my emotions rule me. But I promise you, if you gave me a chance, there would never be a woman who would love you like me. There would never be a woman who would make you laugh as hard as I would, or who would drive you as CRAZY as I would. Sure there will be women more beautiful, smarter, thicker, skinnier than me, but you will never find someone just like me.